SOPHISTICATED VIBE

311939_287228934637993_849027808_n    I tried to find some exact definition of SOPHISTICATED and VIBE in the online dictionaries and suddenly I stumbled into this “sophisticated: a situation comparable to a homeless man jacking off on your face” and in the same page bun under another number: “The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21. Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke’s over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.” Continue reading

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